Archive for the Uncategorized Category

• Surprise! You’re adopted. - February 11th, 2009
• All your base are belong to us - January 23rd, 2009
• Beware the dark mechanical bird - January 23rd, 2009
• You have already received your fortune. - January 23rd, 2009
• No fortune for you! - January 23rd, 2009
• You will inherit some money or a small piece of land. - January 23rd, 2009
• A cynic is only a frustrated optimist. - January 23rd, 2009
• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. - January 23rd, 2009
• He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at. - January 23rd, 2009
• A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. - January 23rd, 2009
• Do not mistake temptation for opportunity. - January 23rd, 2009
• You can always find happiness at work on Friday. - January 23rd, 2009
• He who throws dirt is losing ground. - January 23rd, 2009
• Why do they still call these things cookies? - January 23rd, 2009
• He who laughs last is laughing at you - January 23rd, 2009
• A wise man tips 20% to avoid severe tire damage - January 23rd, 2009
• Appearances can be deceiving, but you’re not fooling anyone. - January 23rd, 2009
• Fortune cookie not found. - January 23rd, 2009
• This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. - January 23rd, 2009
• Hope you enjoyed your dinner, Mr. Bond - January 23rd, 2009
• All of your hard work will never pay off. - January 23rd, 2009
• Please don’t eat me. I love you. - January 23rd, 2009
• Your colon will self destruct in five seconds. - January 23rd, 2009
• Help! I’m being held prisoner inside a Chinese bakery. - January 23rd, 2009
• Confucious says you suck. - January 23rd, 2009
• That guy prefers to eat babies - January 23rd, 2009