The man in the blue shirt is trying to kill you
I learned in college that you can’t control whether people think something is funny or not–all you can control is the unexpectedness of the stimulus, and it’s their choice whether to be offended or inspired. So if you get hit by a car, you will either cry or laugh, but there’s no way of predicting which one of those you are.
January 4th, 2009 in
Absurd

Here’s a good fortune to use…
“A good friend from Utah will contact you soon!”